Abdallah
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Experienced

Abdallah has over two years of experience in software development.
He started with C, Java, ended up with React and TS/JS
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Creative

Abdallah doesn't know what to write here.
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Focused

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Abdallah is a software developer and has no idea what he's doing.

Basic

60.000/year
Full-time work
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75% use of mental energy
24x7 support

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80.000/year
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100% use of mental energy
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I vote for reducing Abdallah's rights on the repo to readonly

Kenan Sulayman
Lead Software Engineer, Styla GmbH

good guy Abdallah

Antonio Cosentino
Full-stack Developer, Styla GmbH

People like Abdallah are conservative Americans' worst nightmare

Christopher Choi
Content & Community Director, PsychonautWiki

Abdallah wouldn’t even move his fingers if he wasn’t immediately responsible for what happened

Kenan Sulayman
Lead Software Engineer, Styla GmbH

Fucking Abdallah is a danger to the public

Christopher Choi
Content & Community Director, PsychonautWiki

Abdallah runs on the newest version of potato

Kenan Sulayman
Lead Software Engineer, Styla GmbH

btw why is Abdallah tracked?

Gregory Pabian
Full-stack Software Developer, Styla GmbH

Abdallah is like the freshly installed windows xp computer in the nuclear plant

Kenan Sulayman
Lead Software Engineer, Styla GmbH

if all people were as humble as Abdallah, the impeding health crisis would have been already averted

Gregory Pabian
Full-stack Software Developer, Styla GmbH

Abdallah was fully potato after the 10th day of acid

Kenan Sulayman
Lead Software Engineer, Styla GmbH

Abdallah’s PR reviewed (this is going to take a toll on my mental health :D)

Gregory Pabian
Full-stack Software Developer, Styla GmbH

when we have the rights management feature ready, I will take away deleting rights from all Abdallah’s accounts

Gregory Pabian
Full-stack Software Developer, Styla GmbH

Try Abdallah today

rather in 3 months, cause you know, notice period.
'Forever free for open source products.'